anti0ch:

crustrocket:

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

araniladin:

one-piece-of-harry:

one-piece-of-harry:

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

That last one:

Villain: Wait. What, no, no, I meant, like my brother is, I mean I think you are a fine person, I just meant, the whole you know other thing

Spiderman: I’m going to punch you to save you from yourself

Villain: Please

celticpyro:

batter-sempai:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and

I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

Um

Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

JUMBA NO

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

WHY

Good boy. You get him Philip

JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.

just-shower-thoughts:

“You do you” is just a polite version of “Go fuck yourself”